英语自我介绍幽默集锦21篇【完整版】

英语自我介绍幽默第1篇大家好。我叫xx，是本学期新来的英语教师，刚毕业于xx，希望各位同学多多指教~我非常高兴也非常荣幸的加入到xx这个大家庭中来，这里不仅为我提供了一个成长锻炼、展示自我的良好平台，下面是小编为大家整理的英语自我介绍幽默集锦21篇,供大家参考。

英语自我介绍幽默 第1篇

大家好。

我叫xx， 是本学期新来的英语教师，刚毕业于xx，希望各位同学多多指教~

我非常高兴也非常荣幸的加入到xx这个大家庭中来，这里不仅为我提供了一个成长锻炼、展示自我的良好平台，也让我有机会认识更多的"新同事、新朋友。

虽然之前已经在我们xx实习过一段时间了，但还是有许多方方面面的知识需要向大家学习，还希望在以后的工作中请大家能够多多指教。

谢谢大家！

英语自我介绍幽默 第2篇

Hello, guys. As you know, were fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, its somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesnt matter at all. Im here just for practicing my English. Its very important of your support. Lets go to business now.

Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. Im from XX. Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because its a secret of a ladys age. The next, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and friends.You really help me a lot.As well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, Im not so clear.

英语自我介绍幽默 第3篇

Hi everyone! My is xxx, from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guangxi Textile Industrial School. my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work. As we all know English is very useful in every field.My English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!

英语自我介绍幽默 第4篇

Hi, guys. As you know, we"re fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, it"s somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesn"t matter at all. I"m here just for practicing my English. It"s very important of your support. Let"s go to business now.

Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. I"m from XX. Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because it"s a secret of a lady"s age. The next, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and friends.You really help me a lot.As well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, I"m not so clear.

8、Hello everyone!I"m so glad that all of you can come here today.First,my neme is xxx(your name here).You must want to know my

英语自我介绍幽默 第5篇

I am a man, not a woman. XX years old, the height of XX meters - wearing shoes, temporarily unmarried.

Key undergraduate - no examination, general undergraduate - a few points, so it can only be mixed with a junior college. However, the performance is very brilliant, primary school as a monitor, the white-collar is wearing a white shirt, work - eating chicken in the table in a multinational company, although is cleaning the table, but treatment is very favorable, if you don"t arrive late or leave early. You could get the full 800 yuan yeah),

I have a house - a monthly pay rent, a car - an environmentally friendly non - motor vehicle, a stack of passbooks and a stack of credit cards - nothing in it.

I want to find a rich and beautiful city, tall and slim, gentle and lovely, reasonable, full of wit, ability of extraordinary woman now, similar to Bill Gates"s daughter, Buffett"s granddaughter and so on can be considered.

英语自我介绍幽默 第6篇

Hello everyone!I"m so glad that all of you can come here ,my neme is ___(your name here).You must want to know my age,but that"s a ,i"m __(your age here),not too bad(your evil smile)!My favourite hobbies are __ __ Ok,guys,agin,so glad to see you,wish all of you have a good day!

英语自我介绍幽默 第7篇

hi, good afternoon everyone :

my name is i am from overseas chinese middle school of is really a great honor to have this opportunity for an interview . i would like to answer whatever you may raise , and i hope i can make a good performance today let me introduce myself briefly .

i am years old . i graduated from “ university”in . and then i got a higher degree in“ university ” in . i have worked for years since i graduated from the university i have been a headteacher for years .

being a teacher is tired but ecited . having taught for so many years , i think i am eperienced in teaching field . i have ever got much honor in teaching , but still i think i need a new environment to challenge myself .

i am open—minded , quickly thoughs and skillful in searching for information on internet . i can operate computer well . in my spare time, i have broad interests as reading ,surfing the internet ,enjoying music ,writing some articles on my blog and even chatting with foreign friends online if possible .

i always believe working hard can bring us more opportunities . to be the best one is a little bit hard. but “trying all my best ” always can cheer me up succeed or fail is not the only thing . its in how we face and invaluate ourselves is the chance we take , and this is what weve worked for all our lives . shining like a shooting star at night , and always smile at life ve got to give it all . someday when we turn back for what the footprint we have left , time will record the victory in our heart . so “ try all my best ” --- this is the motto of mine .

ok !so much k you !

英语自我介绍幽默 第8篇

From a middle class family, I was born in Hsin Ying, Tainan on October 10th, My father is a civil official at Tainan City My mother is a house wife good at Although I am the only child of my parents, I am by no mans a spoiled On the contrary, I have been e_pected to be a successful man with advanced I study hard at Besides te_ts knowledge, journalism is my favorite; whenever reading, my heart is filled with great joy and “Being good is must; successful, however, is ” Father adopts the idea of his Especially in military service, I realized it more People said: Military service makes a boy to man, I agree realized the importance of English and began to study diligently when I was I did not start in my early age, but I hope that I could pass the test of General English Proficiency And this is my best wish at the

英语自我介绍幽默 第9篇

Hello everyone!I"m so glad that all of you can come here today.First,my neme is xxx(your name here).You must want to know my age,but that"s a secret.Allright,i"m xx(your age here),not too bad(your evil smile)!My favourite hobbies are xx xx xx. Ok,guys,agin,so glad to see you,wish all of you have a good day!

英语自我介绍幽默 第10篇

My , from I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guang_i Te_tile Industrial my major is It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future As we all know English is very useful in every English is limited that’s why I’m I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!

英语自我介绍幽默 第11篇

Hello，everyone.My name is Zhangya。I‘m twelve years old as one student of the Grade Six Class Tree at the No .56 middle school in the city of PingDingShan.I am a lively girl.I like drawing,riding bike and surfing the internet.I have many friends,the best is Du Xingyue.There are father,mother,elder sister and me in my family.My mom is a housewife.My father is a worker.My elder sister is a university student.My family is very happy.They all love me and i also love them.

英语自我介绍幽默 第12篇

Hi, guys. As you know, we"re fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, it"s somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesn"t matter at all. I"m here just for practicing my English. It"s very important of your support. Let"s go to business now.

Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. I"m from XX. Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because it"s a secret of a lady"s age. The next, I like singing, swimming,crying, is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and really help me a well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, I"m not so clear.

英语自我介绍幽默 第13篇

我是一名有着5年教龄的英语教师，来到xx中学任教之前，一直工作在xx中学，现在也是一名“菜鸟”啦！

在5年的教育教学实践中，通过自己的努力和各学科老师的帮助，逐步形成了自己的`教学风格，注重身教，师生相处和谐，有较强的课堂组织调控能力和课程创新能力。

过去的成绩已经随着原来学校的消失而灰飞烟灭，我将以一名新教师的状态开始我在xx中学的工作。在xx中学富有特色教育教学管理模式的熏陶下，在这温馨和谐的大家庭里，我一定充分发挥自己的优点，积极投身庐中教育，成为一名优秀的教师。

Let"s go！

英语自我介绍幽默 第14篇

I am Why don"t I don"t want to Wang Li Zhang? Hoe-scr-r-ritch, such a simple common sense do not understand: because I girl surnamed Zhang!

I won"t tell you the name of it, afraid to say you don"t You remember my nickname well, I nicknamed "old women Idol". Really you are cheating dog, although I live quite have the courage, but I was too My baby girl was prostrate on the floor cry: "Dad ah, really ugly is not your fault, but you really should not, should not secretly sneaked out of the house to scare people child!" well, look at my silly girl, how do you have to tell the truth? Everybody, I have a ceremony here, please provide more valuable opinions, the next time I must at birth!

You ask me is male or female? Stewing hens (sorry), this is my personal privacy, I cannot tell If I tell you, I"m not a What? You want to hit me? I killed also don"t You put me I also do the opening! Here is my My daughter is 7 years old this year, I only like a girl a little How much is this a little bit? Hey, is 32 years

My daughter is always too short for In fact, I"m only a little bit shorter than the famous basketball superstar Yao How much is that? Hey, it"s 60 centimeters

You ask me what is special? Not with you, I have a lot of expertise, the most proud of me is singing and 100 meter dash

I say first tenor That is a thief is good, has long been famous global! Who haunted places have hired me to I just sing one or two words, no matter how terrible the ghost will immediately koutubaimo lying on the ground, dear God, who was a poor devil my beautiful voice to death!

Besides the 100 meter I often carry out intense competition in the East playground and two world famous Chinese female sprint athletes, although tired my left leg fracture right leg cramps, but I fear the strong, her eyes closed all the way, every time with excellent performance won the third you want to know what they are! Good players and I play together?

Before I tell you, you can take to help good, because their fame is too big, I fear that startles Please take a look around, see who did not hold anyone who hasn"t? Sit? Quickly remind them that it is not a jokeAnd this is a major event in human life! We must seriously listen, who are not allowed to I really want to say, I want to say now, I say again, if anyone was scared silly I"m irresponsible! Then I will tell you, these two famous athletes ah, one is my wife, my daughter is a xxx!!

英语自我介绍幽默 第15篇

My name is * * *, thirteen years old this year, just first second.

I am tall medium, 1, 66, and then ranked the tenth class, long face short nose, big feet have big hands, little eyes are not small, especially God"s eyes, a big mouth to say, just say, "said one hour is also no problem, not tall not short the body, not fat not thin. In general, it is still more handsome.

I go to school in Beijing City, our school uniform is not good, all is blue, so it is very good to recognize, one is the middle school students.

My advantage is love, every morning I go out to exercise, run, play the horizontal bar, and so on.

So, my school sports are very good, my study is also not to be questioned, the math exam has never been 90 points, my English is also good. So, my face is always the joyful expression of the overflowing.

My shortcoming is that I can"t play basketball, I don"t know what"s the matter, I don"t like it, and I don"t like i

I always get out of class and don"t pay attention to it. So, after the teacher called me, I was full of confidence to stand up, eighty percent are right, the harm of the teacher is angry and laugh.

This is me, as soon as I see me, I always laugh, I will greet you enthusiastically, come on!

英语自我介绍幽默 第16篇

Good evening,I know it"s 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good evening.People always call me XXX.I think if I have a choice.I would tell my parents I want to be called XX.Ok,it"s a joke.To be in this class is a wonderful thing.Because god has told me that we will be the NO.1 during the next 3 years.Fine, I shouldn"t tell you this because god also has told me not to tell others.I like making friends with others a lot.So I think we will have a very good time together.But, don"t expect me to tell you how to talk to god.Thank you.

英语自我介绍幽默 第17篇

Good evening,I know its 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good evening.People always call me XXX.I think if I have a choice.I would tell my parents I want to be called XX.Ok,its a joke.To be in this class is a wonderful thing.Because god has told me that we will be the NO.1 during the next 3 years.Fine, I shouldnt tell you this because god also has told me not to tell others.I like making friends with others a lot.So I think we will have a very good time together.But, dont expect me to tell you how to talk to god.Thank you.

英语自我介绍幽默 第18篇

My name is x. There are 4 people in my family. My father is a Chemistry teacher. He teaches chemistry in senior high school. My mother is an English teacher. She teaches English in the university. I have a younger brother， he is a junior high school student and is preparing for the entrance exam.

I like to read English story books in my free time. Sometimes I surf the Internet and download the E- books to read. Reading E- books is fun. In addition， it also enlarges my vocabulary words because of the advanced technology and the vivid animations.

I hope to study both English and puter technology because I am interested in both of the subjects. Maybe one day I could bine both of them and apply to my research in the future.

英语自我介绍幽默 第19篇

My name is zhang feng, xuzhou, jiangsu province. I graduated from xx university majoring in finance. In addition to the information you have seen on the resume, I would like to say something about the reasons why I came to your bank for this position:

First of all, my biggest characteristic is strong communication potential and good team spirit. In working with people, I will listen and analyze the opinions of others very carefully, and I will not give up my opinion without the principle.

Secondly, I think that self potential, has the strong learning and practice at the time of difficulty will things calm analysis of the state, and a variety of possible results, and strive to do your best to undertake the responsibility of self. It is based on my confidence in myself that I have the courage to apply for the position of your bank.

In addition, banking staff is a sacred and great profession, and he requires me not only to have rich professional knowledge, but also to have noble sentiments. Therefore, in reading, I am very pay attention to their all-round development, widely develop self interests, and learn with expertise, do have a professional and expertise (focused on the expertise of self), still can sing, speak, speak. While paying attention to knowledge learning, I also pay attention to the cultivation of high moral sentiments, consciously abide by the law, abide by social ethics and professional ethics, and have no bad habits and behaviors. I think these are the basic qualities that a financial worker should have.

If, I through the interview, become numerous members of the bank staff team, I will continue to study hard, work hard, for home education career contribute self strength, will live up to the bank workers as an occupation.

英语自我介绍幽默 第20篇

Self-introductionHello everyone! My is......, from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guangxi Textile Industrial School. my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work.

As we all know English is very useful in every field.My English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!

英语自我介绍幽默 第21篇

General Introduction

I am a third year master major in automation at xx University, P. R. China. With tremendous interest in Industrial Engineering, I am writing to apply for acceptance into your Ph.D. graduate program.

Education background

At the period of my graduate study, my overall GPA(3.77/4.0) ranked top 5% in the department. In the second semester, I became teacher assistant that is given to talented and matured students only. This year, I won the Acer Scholarship as the one and only candidate in my department, which is the ultimate accolade for distinguished students endowed by my university. Presently, I am preparing my graduation thesis and trying for the honor of Excellent Graduation Thesis.

Research experience and academic activity

When a sophomore, I joined the Association of AI Enthusiast and began to narrow down my interest for my future research. With the tool of OpenGL and Matlab, I designed a simulation program for transportation scheduling system. It is now widely used by different research groups in NUST. I assumed and fulfilled a sewage analysis & dispose project for Nanjing sewage treatment plant. This was my first practice to convert a laboratory idea to a commercial product.

In retrospect, I find myself standing on a solid basis in both theory and experience, which has prepared me for the Ph.D. program. My future research interests include: Network Scheduling Problem, Heuristic Algorithm research (especially in GA and Neural network), Supply chain network research, Hybrid system performance analysis with Petri nets and Data Mining.

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